Im so bad!

I love getting a rise out of people. So I flaunt my "weirdness" every chance I get. Today, we went to Mathis Brothers (furniture store) to look at couches. I hate going in there because the sales people attack you at the door. So needless to say I didn't like our balding saleswoman.

So while looking at lazy boys I found one that would seat 2 adults. I got all excited and said "hey cool! Babe! Look, there's room for me and 2 babies!" then I noticed the saleswoman was paying attention to me so I added " one for each boob!" LMAO She said "oh are you having twins?" I said "huh? no." And Steve jumped in and said "well, we have two kids" pointing to Bree. And she says " uh..er...she's kind of old isn't she? Wow! how old is she" (hahahahahahaha!) So I said "shes 3. And of course shes not too old. You still like mama milk right Bree?" bahahahaha I truly had fun. Then I of course, had to nurse Bree in front of her. It was so much fun. Stupid lady. It's kind of sad that people are scandalized by a nursing mother. But...what can you do?

oh! Then she asked if we had a name for the baby (I tell everyone no) then when she commented on how we better hurry up I was tempted to tell her that there is no rush because Im birthing at home and Bree still doesn't have her birth certificate. LMAO But I didn't. I was good. :P
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Oh Sadie! Remember Raphael from school? The big fat guy? I think he hung out with you and Danielle...Anyways, I had to pee and on my way back from the restroom I walked up on him talking to Steve. Only i didnt know it was him. He got HUGE. So I was behind him (he couldn't see me but Steve could)So I'm gesturing about how fat is is when he turns around. I had to put my arms down real quick and pretend I wasn't doing anything. LMAO It was funny. Apparently he dated Steve's sister in high school...