Typical

When Steve went to Vegas he got me this bottle of Chanel perfume. I didnt like it. It smelled like a old lady. He didnt want it to go to waste so he called his sister and asks her if she wants it. She gets all excited and says "Of course I want it! I dont care if it stinks, its expensive perfume, Ill wear it anyway!"

Umm ok. I swear they would wear dog poop if someone told them it was expensive/stylish/classy.