I got my period. Bummer!

Steve fixed the garbage disposal tho! I knew he was good for something. Besides cooking me dinner and being my eye candy. Ha! Now if he said that Id smack him. But he will probably laugh if he reads this. Nobody said life was fair. :P

Ok what movie is this quote from?

"Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head of the house, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants."

I got this really pretty cushion for my rocking chair. It smelled so good. I was sniffing it all day. Steve tried to sit on it and I kicked him off telling him to get his stinky ol butt off my cushion. So what does he do? He goes and sits on my cushion when I'm not looking AND TRIES TO FART ON IT! LOL