Some funny quotes

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.--Bill Cosby,

The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.--Mel Lazarus,

The phrase 'working mother' is redundant.--Jane Sellman

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.--Phyllis Diller